my first post

This is my first post on this blog,
just to tell you, I HATE DOGS!!
my posts should always rhyme,
if it doesn't then it would a crime.
It would be against the law,
if i don't ryhme you can cut me with a saw!
I'll never get cut open because i always ryhme,
i eat some food drink some tea with lemon and lime.
and now i am not thirsty,
oh no i gotta go pee!!!
Man, Now i'm hungry,
i am gonna eat curry with some tea.
now i am really full,
Oh no, i am too fat that i fell.
curry is what i am going to sell,
thats the only thing that i can tell,
you to see my laptop's brand,Dell.
Goodbye,
its the end and thats no lie.

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